LionHead Need a New Insult

LionHead Studios need your help to find a suitable replacement for the "Arseface" Hero Title/insult that you receive in Fable when you are disliked by enough NPC's, although this time around it's for Fable 2. They have a few requirements though:

If any of you chaps and chappettes have some abusive and derisive ideas, now is the time to shout and share it with the team! Or rather post them in the comments of this blog (we are going to regret this aren't we?), and who knows, if it's Good enough the title might make it onto our shortlist!

The insults should be puerile, but not too puerile, sound at least somewhat original, and not cross a certain line (as an example, "gobshite" has been rejected because, while it might sound funny and wacky to American ears, it’s still a bit too strong for Fable and British ears).
 
The thing to remember is that it’s a way for Fable villagers to call the Hero an arsehole because they hate him/her and obviously needs to work for both genders.

If you come up with something then check out this post here and leave a comment with your suggestion.